Oh, This Old Thing?

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I need(1) two new dresses for miscellaneous university-related events. I've bought one of them already, which is probably a waste of money even for a big shiny party thing(2) and at any rate cost more than I'd usually spend(3) but, hey, it's pretty. I'm still looking for Dress B.

So, here's my question, in re: Fifties-style strapless dresses like this one:
a) How the hell do they stay up?
b) Does the answer to a) still apply if you're dancing?

Since the mannequin in the picture presumably doesn't move very much(4), it's difficult to tell how those things work. And this is for a ceilidh, and ceilidh dancing is fast. I could always sew straps on it (or try to pass off duct tape as a very trendy accessory), but maybe there's some anti-gravity system at work there. People walk about in those dresses, don't they?

(1) For 'need' here, read 'am required to' for Dress A and 'am not required to, but this is a Big Fancy Event in a Big Fancy Place and I don't own anything that fancy and it'll just be wrong if the event and the setting and the boy on my arm are all looking prettier than me' for Dress B.

(2) Having discussed this with my dear friend J, who went to the kind of school where they throw actual balls with actual ballgowns every year, I am partly reassured on this. My dress probably cost about half a sleeve's worth of ballgown. And, yes, I got it cheaper because the stitching's coming away at the back, and it doesn't look quite as shiny nor as expensive nor as new as a ballgown, but AT LEAST MY DRESS NEVER TOOK PART IN A SOCIALLY EXCLUSIVE EDUCATION SYSTEM, SO THERE.

(3) Well, sort of. I'd usually spend nothing - I don't find myself at many occasions that warrant fancy clothes. The last time I bought a dress for a big event like this was when I was 17 and in my last year of school, and a bunch of us clubbed together to hire the function room above the pub down the road, which let's just say didn't involve ballgowns. My dress cost £13.99 from Mackays. And I still have it. And it still fits me.

(4) At least not until after dark when the shop's quiet.

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The straps have been quite thoroughly altered, there used to be a weird macrame thing above the bust which has been taken off, and which is why they cross over in that unusual way. I haven't yet sewn the lacing behind the cut-out, and I am going to put a layer of flesh-coloured chiffon behind it. I also intend to sew one of those strange backless bra things in for added support and decency. You still get a fabulous view of my breasts, to be honest. On the warmth front, it's lined at least. I'll start on it tonight and see how I do, and if I get it done then I can always poke my nose out of the door tomorrow morning and decide on the weather, plus wait for D's reaction ("No! Put me down! I asked whether or not it's suitable to wear in public, I didn't ask you to take it off me!").