"You're not a true Star Wars fan until you hate *all* the films"

I am no longer the last person in the universe who hasn't seen Revenge of the Sith! Possibly I'm among the privileged few who've witnessed Edinburgh's new sport of People In Public Places Hitting Each Other With Big Foam Sticks, too. All in all, a very productive day.

( Spoilers below the cut. Even though there must be undigested bounty hunters sitting in the stomachs of Sarlaccs who've seen the film by now. )